artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD
tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]
tastefullyoffensive:

[sosomething]

ambulanceartist:

monstersontheradio:

ambulanceartist:

Our paramedic carried a guy who had six small plastic horses shoved up his ass for unknown reasons. The hospital listed his condition as “stable.” We died.

OHMYGOD

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Anonymous said: If you sell your body and have sex with complete random strangers, why the hell do you deserve respect? You don't respect yourself enough to not have sex with everyone. Why should I respect you and your work?

rydenarmani:

oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman having sex with as many partners as she wants?

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oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman wanting to receive money in exchange for sex?

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oh magic conch shell, could it maybe be that this bitch ass anon is threatened by women doing what they want with their bodies instead of what society has conditioned them to do?

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THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN

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meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it
builttobulk:

littlemissmichigan:

awolraven:

Tornado sirens and shit goin’ off lol

shit dude where are you?!

the eye of gods wrath
scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
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