Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
maybe if i ignore my homework for another hour it will get easier
Egypt, China, Russia and Iran’s governments have now all criticized the USA over the human rights being broken in Ferguson.
What a fucking embarrassment.
When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:
- Take selfies all around the house.
- Eat everything
Or all of the above.
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”