wittyusernamed:

the-rain-monster:

I… I didn’t know that they could be purple.

it’s a shiny.
blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

gropeworthy:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

For when you’re hungry like a horse

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itistimetodisappear:

marquez-is-my-first-name:

koujakus-blog:

one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”

it took her a few moments to realize her mistake

image

She knows you well

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Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

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officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

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